This thing, a Thneed, is a revolutionary product! It will change the world as we know it! It's a sock, a suit, a boxing glove or parachute! It has a million uses! It's soft to the touch! Even softer than silk! And it has the sweet smell of fresh butterfly milk! And, brace yourself, because this life–changing invention is just $3.98!
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Date: 2013-01-14 05:28 am (UTC)This thing, a Thneed, is a revolutionary product! It will change the world as we know it! It's a sock, a suit, a boxing glove or parachute! It has a million uses! It's soft to the touch! Even softer than silk! And it has the sweet smell of fresh butterfly milk! And, brace yourself, because this life–changing invention is just $3.98!
So, whaddaya say?